Here's why. This is what happens when we're both up freaking out about housing...
elizabeth, "there are only two rooms in mcmahon for GIRLS, but we could strap on penises for a year and live in mcmahon"
"ohhhhh i dont want to live for a year with a penis thouuuugh"
Manda Bush 1:13 am ................XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
WTF YOU GUYS
Jessie Scott 1:14 am
MANDA
WE'RE FREAKING OUT
Jessie Scott 1:14 am
elizabeth, "sheeee's just jealous she can't live with a penis for a year!"
elizabeth just murmured a string of statements that ended with her whispering intensely, "we shall triumph.... we. shall. triumph."
Manda Bush 1:23 am
I officially fear for your health and sanity
Jessie Scott 1:23 am
"the ras were granted mystical room knowledge with the sacred room knowledge not granted to us and we shall rise through the ranks to the mystical room knowledge and we shall triumph. we shall triumph."
hahaha
elizabeth, "me or you? 'cause you have to live with me"
"maybe manda can can come up here and live with us. and we can all live gloriously mad together. because we're mad here. AND WE SHALL TRIUMPH."
"there's a much greater difference between a fist and a finger... AND MY COMPUTER JUST DIED. I MADE IT GO IN CIRCLES AROUND THE WEST ROOM TOO MANY TIMES. AND IT IS NOT A CIRCULAR COMPUTER. AND WE SHALL TRIUMPH"
elizabeth, "AND WE SHALL TRIUMPH BECAUSE OF IT"
"Jessie tomororw i'm going to bring my cardboard sword with us to pick housing AND WE SHALL TRIUMPH."
"she almost got murdered? what? did you tell her we can live inside troy though? LIKE INSIDE TROY? OMG i should tell john we can live inside troy. but my facebook died though. LIVE LAPTOP LIVE. although i suppose that makes sense though because trojans are usually viruses, or condoms, and they dont usually like those, because they can't wear them, and trojan viruses will kill them. I have to say though, its really fun to try and balance my laptop between my collarbone and my chin, but i feel like it'll break my nose... I GOT IT, no i dont, its really hard to talk... or breathe..."
Manda: Elizabeths gonna burn herself
Jessie Scott 1:30 am
what?
"i cannot burn myself on that which is already cold and gone from this worlllld"
"but jessie, and WE SHALL TRIUMPH" -sketchy wink noise-
"but it was brilliant, and beautiful. LIKE EINSTIEN, only sexy. although instead of sexy i should say sexier, that was a pretty great moustache."
"jessie, the internet is nothing more than a filthy tease. it tantalizes you and then robs you when you need it the most" "i think i figured it out jessie, the internet is just a slut, but a slut with a bad sense of humor."
"really, you're just almost there, and then she just closes her legs, and wont let you have what you want. THE INTERNET IS A FILTHY SLUT. DO NOT SUBMIT JESSIE DO NOT. beeee strong young onnnne be stronnng"
"oh hey 1:30 in the morning"
"but 1:30 in the morning is a dastardly devil, he should know better than to come around like that..."
elizabeth, go to sleep "but jessie! i'm really funny!"
"and i'm phlegmy too!"
"phlembotomy... phlematic... phlemmmmmsterrrrrrrr"
-insert ent noises here-
"this would be so much better if i werent laughing, its ruining my ent noises! that and my horizontal state, it would be so much better if i were standing and stomping"
"and the best news is i can release the wisdom of ages and no one will know because i'm speaking ent" elizabeth, "DUDE WEBCOMIC. BEST THING EVER. AND YOU COULD TOTALLY MAKE THE INSTANT DAILY TOMORROW TOO."
"today, i was thinking about pimp my ride, for little kids thuogh, iin like the rugrats, we could do pimp my sliiiiide"
"maybe i should just communicate like that from now on, in the language of my people... are they my people if they're not people? i think my kin works better. yessssssss my tree kinnnnn"
"that all made sense though, that all fit together, i feel like its a logical train of thought. my keys reminded me of it actually."
"ohhhhhhhhhhhh jessie maybe i'm dehydrated"
and i think she might be asleep now...
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